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earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

2 hours ago / 408,260 notes

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

2 hours ago / 374,384 notes
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
  • 5 hours ago / 31,828 notes
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    ridge:

SHHHAAADDDEEEE

    yvov:

    everyone knows all the words to at least one katy perry song its science 

    5 hours ago / 542 notes
    Posted Wednesday
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    Posted Wednesday
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    dekutree:

who u textin? who dad?
    Posted Wednesday
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    dion-thesocialist:

    rakshar:

    dion-thesocialist:

    I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

    your forgiven.

    You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

    5 hours ago / 124,368 notes

    suluboo:

    relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

    (Source: queensamwise)

    5 hours ago / 495,535 notes